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Not Really A Sports Guy

Those sports guys... I don't really understand them too much. The only time I could have been mistaken for a sports fan was when as a child I was into collecting baseball cards. Point of note here is I was into collecting cards depicting baseball players, I was not into collecting baseball cards of my favourite players. I didn't have any favourite players, unless of course you define favourite players as the people whose cards are up in the Beckett. I was in it for the money, to me baseball cards were kiddy currency. I could buy a few packs, score a decent rookie card and convince the kid down the block to trade me his latest Italian plumber video game adventure for it.

"We have quite a team this year, don't you think?", "My team" & other such armchair quarterback type dialog quite simply confuses me. I get the basics of the various "fanatic" driven sports, I just don't get what drives the fanaticism.

ATTENTION American Citizens!

Your country is broken.

 

Seriously.

The United States of America is the only place in the world where more people believe in Social Darwinism than Darwinism.

The rest of the world is moving forward, dealing positively with such issues as gay marriage, abortion, and the legalization/decriminalization of marijuana.  And the United States?

Moves are being made to define marriage specifically as between a man and a woman.  Women's rights to choose are being questioned.  And marijuana... oh boy.

I know what you're thinking... how can you, as upstanding American citizens, fix this broken country?

Judging by the current condition of the United States, apathy has worked well in the past...  Why not give it a shot?  The election results show us that it's already working well.

Election Day Results Finally In

Election Day
Originally uploaded by chubbzilla.

CNN finally aired their results with a suprise win from a 3rd party candidate who really has what it takes to transform the country.

You're Fucking Fired, Asshole!

The most powerful man in the world. That's what people call the person who holds the office of President of the United States.

I disagree.

I'm obviously more powerful than him. If not, then how do you explain me just firing his ass? Now we're just waiting to see if the majority of the nation agrees with me.